> Dangerous Attitude, Mild Nature.

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(Source: nosdrinker)

Via reblog my selfies

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

image

I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

(Source: m3lodigression)



killergoth:

take me here on our first date

(Source: decrepitar)



findsomethingtofightfor:

laracroftslover:

nobodycars:

THE HOLY TRINITY

don’t you mean the UNHOLY trinity?

Come with me

And you’ll be

In a world of pure procrastination

(Source: nebranska)


Via Indeed.


waywarddevil:

hey look I made nametags for EVERYONE IN THE SPN FANDOM



palalife:

spacehamsters:

I work at a theater and we just got these I cannot believe this

are you kidding me


Via Indeed.




hip-hop-addiction:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

kool-aid-jammers:

lisa-bonet:

a nigga really did this in my motherfucking presence

as he should

Can’t wait till I get to

How else are you supposed to hit a effect jay

(Source: bone-slicer)





hip-hop-addiction:

dbkglass:

THAT’S GLASS?!?! Blown glass action figure pipe by Dylan Kelley. This 14mm oil rig comes with removable dabber sword and dab tray shield, all glass! (Except for titanium nail shown in bottom photo)

Omfg


Via Addicted to the bass and the movement


mishasminions:

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

I CAN’T EVEN PLAY JENGA WHEN I’M SOBER


Via im actually a mermaid


juanahitit:

chadontop:

Eatin yo girls pussy like

This is perfect yes lmao

(Source: the-blue-sniper-of-derp)



ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(Source: blaaargh)





chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.


Via im actually a mermaid

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